What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 06:09

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Is crossdressing being a transvestite?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Are you afraid to get married and why?
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why do some people have sex with dogs?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
Octopussy
Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What was your most embarrassing and humiliating bare bottom spanking?