What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 02:06

Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Is crossdressing being a transvestite?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
What was Easter day like for you as a child?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
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Loons and Moons
Still no good.
—
What is the best time for conception?
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How were cows used in ancient India?
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why do Muslims invade Western society?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Do women really cheat more than men?
No way
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones